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@Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 8 months ago

Trump Forced To Play Glockenspiel At Rally After Every Artist Bars Use Of Songs

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Trump Forced To Play Glockenspiel At Rally After Every Artist Bars Use Of Songs

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@Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 8 months ago
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WALKER, MI—Plunking out a solo as the performance entered its 45th minute, Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump was reportedly forced to play the glockenspiel at a rally Friday after every musical artist in the country banned him from using their songs. “He started out with some sheet music, but within minutes he was just hammering […]
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    That also takes dedicating a good chunk of time to practice.

    • @pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online
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      2•8 months ago

      Many elderly people don’t have a lot to do with their time, so that seems like a good thing

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