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@RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 8 months ago

Other Guy In Revolving Door Not Doing Shit To Help Move This Thing

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Other Guy In Revolving Door Not Doing Shit To Help Move This Thing

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@RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 8 months ago
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MANCHESTER, NH—Blasting the individual for barely shuffling his goddamn feet and not even touching the glass, area man Owen Hodges confirmed Thursday that the other guy in the revolving door wasn’t doing shit to help move the thing. “Why do I have to put in all the work while this fucking freeloader gets off easy?” said Hodges, adding that this […]
  • Seraph
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    41•8 months ago

    This seems like a fantastic analogy for the state of humanity.

    • @ilinamorato@lemmy.world
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      19•8 months ago

      The Onion tends to do that sort of thing.

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