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@pH3ra@lemmy.ml to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world • 6 months ago

Coming on Lemmy and complaining because there are too many Linux users is like going in to a brothel and complaining that there are too many hookers

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Coming on Lemmy and complaining because there are too many Linux users is like going in to a brothel and complaining that there are too many hookers

@pH3ra@lemmy.ml to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world • 6 months ago
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  • @Default_Defect@midwest.social
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    6 months ago

    Speaking of, I recently switched to Linux, do the thigh high socks just show up or do I have to order them myself?

    • @neidu2@feddit.nl
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      If you use arch you have to start knitting

      • Magiilaro
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        And with Gentoo you have to spin your own yarn before the knitting 😁

        • @bluewing@lemm.ee
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          And with LFS, you need to breed, raise the sheep and then shear them yourself before you get to spin and knit the socks…

        • @Jesus_666@lemmy.world
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          But you can tune the specifications of the yarn to theoretically make the socks up to 2% more comfy. In practice your tuning efforts will make the socks less comfortable and tear more easily.

    • @ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      You unlock them once you enter your 10,000th terminal command.

      • @onionsinmypores@sh.itjust.works
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        5•6 months ago

        I just checked my history, 21110. And there was more that got cut off before I increased the history length. Are they supposed to come each Christmas or something because I don’t have them yet.

        • Björn Tantau
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          Just read the Arch wiki. It’s clearly explained there. Fuckin’ noob. Thread locked.

      • @Saleh@feddit.org
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        Does repeating commands count or do they have to be entered manually?

        • @Hupf@feddit.org
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          It’s rather a r9k kind of deal

      • @Default_Defect@midwest.social
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        Better get to work then, its gonna be a cold winter.

    • @Shard@lemmy.world
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      You need to be a naughty slut that deserves a spanking for that to appear.

      You get a choice of free maid/nurse/lab assistant outfit as well.

      • @phlegmy@sh.itjust.works
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        Yep, as written in the manuscript:
        “Stallman’s Sluts and Torvalds’ Thots,
        shall all receive some thigh-high socks.”

        • @Valmond@lemmy.world
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          This should be on a metal plate somewhere

    • @wholookshere@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      You have to find the shop and pay some gold, but when you equip them you get +2 programming and can be combined with BLÅHAJ for +2 gender euphoria.

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