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ekZepp to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish • 6 months ago

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ekZepp to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish • 6 months ago
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  • Lettuce eat lettuce
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    43•6 months ago

    10 seconds? That’s generous.

    • @Gumus@lemmy.world
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      40•6 months ago

      He’d skip after 3

      • @Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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        9•6 months ago

        Ya filthy animal!

    • @GreyEyedGhost@lemmy.ca
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      35•6 months ago

      This is programmer humor.

      10…

      1…

      1. Why are you still here?
      • Lettuce eat lettuce
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        5•6 months ago

        Lol

      • @tetris11@lemmy.ml
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        1•6 months ago

        “You literally said ‘ten’ and then ‘one’, why do you think I’m still here?”

        • @kolorafa@lemmy.world
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          13•6 months ago

          “There are only 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don’t.”

          https://www.exploringbinary.com/there-are-10-types-of-people/

          • @tetris11@lemmy.ml
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            6•6 months ago

            He either said “two” (10) “one” (1) “zero” (0) “why are you still here” (because the guy is unfazed)
            or he said “ten” (10) “one” (1) “zero” (0) “why are you still here” (because the guy is confused)

            I’m guessing the second one occured

            • @GreyEyedGhost@lemmy.ca
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              3•6 months ago

              Why would you convert to decimal naming conventions when using a binary numbering system? Or do you think numeric values like 42(dec) have inherent names? That’s as silly as thinking that the freezing point of water is 0 degrees or, even worse, 32 degrees.

              • @tetris11@lemmy.ml
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                3•6 months ago

                I’m trying to show that the joke only works as a written premise, and falls apart immediately as a spoken premise as was presented initially.

        • @And009@reddthat.com
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          4•6 months ago

          Looks like we have an outsider here *cocks gun

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