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seahorse [Ohio]M to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 2 years ago

Report: You Could Quit Job Right Now And Just Play PS5 Until You Run Out Of Money

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Report: You Could Quit Job Right Now And Just Play PS5 Until You Run Out Of Money

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seahorse [Ohio]M to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 2 years ago
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NEW YORK—Saying the choice was entirely in your hands, a report released Monday found that you could quit your job right now and just play PlayStation 5 until you run out of money. “At this very moment, you could walk out the front door of your office and go home to spend month after month playing God Of War: Ragnarok …
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    If that doesn’t work there’s always plan b: drinking yourself to death

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      18•2 years ago

      Following in smashmouth guy’s footsteps, brave

      • @derpo@lemmy.world
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        17•2 years ago

        Hey now

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          You’re an all-star

          • @son_named_bort@lemmy.world
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            Get your game on

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      Removed by mod

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