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@ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 8 months ago

Overly Confident Matt Gaetz Claims He Could Expose Himself to a Tween on Fifth Avenue and He Wouldn't Lose Any Followers

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Overly Confident Matt Gaetz Claims He Could Expose Himself to a Tween on Fifth Avenue and He Wouldn't Lose Any Followers

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@ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 8 months ago
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Attorney General nominee Matt Gaetz made a shocking claim that he could expose his genitals to an underaged person and not lose any support from his base.
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    I didn’t even realise this was an onion article

    • @agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works
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      5•8 months ago

      I’m really, really excited for the new InfoWars.

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        a judge gave it back to him for now

        • @Freefall@lemmy.world
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          Hopefully the onion had time to set up gotten microphones…or have suggested it to him in passing hahaha

    • @ameancow@lemmy.world
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      1•8 months ago

      Same, I just sighed sadly and was about to move on to the next story.

      I’m tired boss.

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