@iii@mander.xyz to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish • 6 months agoWhat's your purpose of life?message-square95fedilinkarrow-up158arrow-down13
arrow-up155arrow-down1message-squareWhat's your purpose of life?@iii@mander.xyz to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish • 6 months agomessage-square95fedilink
minus-square@nicomachus@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglish9•6 months agoMy purpose in life is to produce poop and pee. I work hard so that I can afford food and water so that I can eventually poo and pee. I have an urge to reproduce so that my children can also poop and pee.
minus-square@nicomachus@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglish7•6 months agoThere’s nothing better then a good poop.
minus-square@iii@mander.xyzOPlinkfedilinkEnglish3•edit-26 months agoIt’s a solved problem: metamucil. Every poop good, good poop is no longer special.
My purpose in life is to produce poop and pee. I work hard so that I can afford food and water so that I can eventually poo and pee. I have an urge to reproduce so that my children can also poop and pee.
Why would you wish that upon them?
There’s nothing better then a good poop.
It’s a solved problem: metamucil.
Every poop good, good poop is no longer special.
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