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Maven (famous) to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml • 7 months ago

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Maven (famous) to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml • 7 months ago
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.zip/post/27421233

  • @Floon@lemmy.ml
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    46•7 months ago

    SQL does pair well with getting drunk…

    • @flashgnash@lemm.ee
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      11•7 months ago

      Itssss fine it’s only the dev database I can drop this table

      • @superkret@feddit.org
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        6•7 months ago

        At my first and only job involving SQL, the dev database was also the (only) backup.
        The company was so cheap, only 2 people could log onto the server at a time, yet there were 5 admins that needed access.
        (so they saved a few thousand on licenses, at the expense of half the employees sitting idle at any time, and getting frustrated.

    • @superkret@feddit.org
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      5•7 months ago

      But don’t use JavaScript to add up the bill.

      • @lennivelkant@discuss.tchncs.de
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        7 months ago

        “6 for the beer, 9 for the longdrink, 4.20 for the water… That’s a total of 694.20 please.”

        • @superkret@feddit.org
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          3•7 months ago

          Actually, he gives out (cooled, sparkling) water for free cause he says that’s a human right.

      • @milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee
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        4•7 months ago

        Pour a cup of java and write it down in javascript.

    • Chahk
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      4•7 months ago

      As a SQL deleloper, can cornfirm.

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