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@Thcgrasscity@lemmy.ca
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to Memes@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago

Today's electrical tip to stop unwanted questions about the living room ceiling hook.

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Today's electrical tip to stop unwanted questions about the living room ceiling hook.

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@Thcgrasscity@lemmy.ca
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  • @Lucapi@lemmy.world
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    163•2 years ago

    “Hey Dave, why do you have 3 smoke detectors in your bedroom?”

    • NegativeLookBehind
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      125•2 years ago

      For safety. Hey, check out my flame retardant ball gag!

      • @felbane@lemmy.ml
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        2 years ago

        deleted by creator

        • @dubyakay@lemmy.ca
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          28•2 years ago

          Wait, lemmy.ml is censoring bad words? Or is it your client?

          • @felbane@lemmy.ml
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            deleted by creator

        • @isildun@sh.itjust.works
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          23•2 years ago

          Seems like you might have fallen victim to the Scunthorpe Problem. I’m sure you can guess what word they were trying to censor there…

          • @nednobbins@lemm.ee
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            9•2 years ago

            Didn’t know it had a name.
            That once stopped me from registering a video game title.

            I was feeling silly so I figured I’d go for a nonsensical contrast. “Evil Grape” got rejected. After several failed attempts it eventually dawned on me that some dumb algorithm thought it was a reference to sexual violence.

            It kind of annoyed me but I just picked an other fruit. It wasn’t until later that I considered that “Evil Banana” was probably more sexually evocative but it was too late by then.

            So if you’re ever playing a video game and shoot (or get shot by) “Evil Banana”, know that, if it weren’t for the Scunthorpe Problem, it could have been “Evil Grape,” but either way, it wasn’t intended as a sexual reference at all.

            • superkret
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              2•2 years ago

              https://piped.video/watch?v=tmrDypTB_Y0

          • @ZiemekZ@lemm.ee
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            2 years ago

            Obligatory Tom Scott video featuring similarly problematic city name, Penistone.

            • @Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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              7•2 years ago

              “And because nobody should ever have to go to Scunthorpe” 😂

            • @PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocksB
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              4•2 years ago

              Here is an alternative Piped link(s): https://piped.video/CcZdwX4noCE?si=YjLM8UnRpFl2Y6pd

              Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

              I’m open-source, check me out at GitHub.

          • @cheery_coffee@lemmy.ca
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            4•2 years ago

            It’s “Thorp”.

            The octothorp (easily recognized as #) is the symbol used in censorship. Has been for ages.

            Sure, some modern online chatter now uses asterisks, but that’s only because they became the symbol for hiding passwords and in the eternal September people forgot about octothorp. But censorship is not hiding passwords, it’s saying “sh#t” instead of the proper word for fear of legal repercussions. Even markdown formatting is incompatible with the imposter that is the asterisk because it recognizes the true censorship history of the thorp.

        • dditty
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          9•2 years ago

          No such censor on lemm.ee (yet)

        • @PM_ME_FEET_PICS@sh.itjust.works
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          1•2 years ago

          Minecraft doesn’t censor language.

          • @DaPorkchop_@lemmy.ml
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            2•2 years ago

            bedrock edition (for phones/tablets/consoles/windows 10 store) does

    • @victron@programming.dev
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      28•2 years ago

      “Uhm, Karl, why are you in my bedroom?”

    • @Thcgrasscity@lemmy.ca
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      22•2 years ago

      It was like that when i got here. But a shiny well polished hook glistening in the daylight raises an eyebrow.

      • @FierroGamer@sh.itjust.works
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        8•2 years ago

        Are they not for ceiling fans? The two fans I’ve installed needed them.

        • @Thcgrasscity@lemmy.ca
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          5•2 years ago

          I just use a fan rated box, securing it as per manufacturers spec, then hook the safety cable to a screw inside.

      • @Num10ck@lemmy.world
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        3•2 years ago

        why not have a hanging chair?

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