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dh3lix-pooch to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 5 months ago

Horsecock wish gone wrong

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Horsecock wish gone wrong

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dh3lix-pooch to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 5 months ago
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  • @chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world
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    The genie saved you from a lifetime of back pain and the potential of a stroke every time you lose your erection.

    • @Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      15•5 months ago

      You’ve got it backwards: it’s when you HAVE an erection that you give it a stroke…

      • @Cheems@lemmy.world
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        7•5 months ago

        I don’t have back pain, but I always have the potential for a stroke when I get an erection

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