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@ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 6 months ago

Black Teenager Sentenced to Life Without Possibility of Parole After Making Hush Money Payments to Stormy Daniels

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Black Teenager Sentenced to Life Without Possibility of Parole After Making Hush Money Payments to Stormy Daniels

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@ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 6 months ago
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Judge Juan Merchan made a second high-profile ruling earlier today when he gave 17-year-old Shawn Thomas, tried as an adult, life in prison without the possibility of parole after the teenager was found guilty of making hush money payments to adult film star Stormy Daniels.
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