dantheclamman to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 5 months agoFootball club falconer sacked for sharing explicit photos of his prosthetic peniswww.bbc.comexternal-linkmessage-square22fedilinkarrow-up1119arrow-down17file-text
arrow-up1112arrow-down1external-linkFootball club falconer sacked for sharing explicit photos of his prosthetic peniswww.bbc.comdantheclamman to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 5 months agomessage-square22fedilinkfile-text
minus-square@Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglish4•5 months agoSometimes, after a party, an eagle carries it off into a nest somewhere.
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆linkfedilinkEnglish3•5 months agoHe has to buy it back off the eagle. Eagle usually wants $22 but sometimes he can be talked down to $17.
minus-square@Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglish2•edit-25 months agoHe took it home and washed it, now he can pee standing up again. Honestly, he likes having a detachable pp.
🎵 detachable penis
Sometimes, after a party, an eagle carries it off into a nest somewhere.
He has to buy it back off the eagle. Eagle usually wants $22 but sometimes he can be talked down to $17.
He took it home and washed it, now he can pee standing up again.
Honestly, he likes having a detachable pp.