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@cm0002@lemmy.world to science@lemmy.worldEnglish • 5 months ago

Physicist May Have Solved The Grandfather of All Time-Travel Paradoxes

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Physicist May Have Solved The Grandfather of All Time-Travel Paradoxes

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@cm0002@lemmy.world to science@lemmy.worldEnglish • 5 months ago
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Tourists of time all know one rule: never change the past.
  • @PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca
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    32•5 months ago

    This the paradox where you go back in time and fuck your grandfather, right?

    • ThePowerOfGeek
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      No, it’s the one where you fuck your grandmother because the man you thought was your grandfather was an in-the-closet homosexual. Then you produce your father, who then produces you. But you’ve got to travel 1,000 years into the future and hook up with a hot but socially awkward cyclops mutant before you can do any of that.

      • @flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        23•5 months ago

        I did do the nasty in the past-y.

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      • Twofacetony
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        6•5 months ago

        Fry you dope

      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆
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        4•5 months ago

        Verily. And that past nastification is what shields you from the brains!

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