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@Garibaldee@lemm.ee to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 4 months ago

Naive Man Puts Money Into 401(k) as if Future Exists

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Naive Man Puts Money Into 401(k) as if Future Exists

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@Garibaldee@lemm.ee to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 4 months ago
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Local naive man Collin Blakeman blissfully contributed savings to his 401(k) despite the fact there is no future in which he will be able to use them.
  • @UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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    10•4 months ago

    “Don’t plan for tomorrow because you might not live through today” is a great way to die horribly tomorrow.

    • @Loss@sh.itjust.works
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      -4•4 months ago

      That’s cute but guaranteed if you’re under 30. If you’re under 40, you’re going to lose any and everything you save.

      • @UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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        1•4 months ago

        I’m excited to hear you clean up on Short bets with that crystal ball of yours

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