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@Garibaldee@lemm.ee to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 4 months ago

Naive Man Puts Money Into 401(k) as if Future Exists

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Naive Man Puts Money Into 401(k) as if Future Exists

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@Garibaldee@lemm.ee to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 4 months ago
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Local naive man Collin Blakeman blissfully contributed savings to his 401(k) despite the fact there is no future in which he will be able to use them.
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    7•4 months ago

    That poor fool.

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