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seahorse [Ohio]M to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 2 years ago

Police Talk Man Down From Edge Of Climaxing

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Police Talk Man Down From Edge Of Climaxing

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seahorse [Ohio]M to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 2 years ago
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CLEVELAND—Rushing into action mere moments before the situation reached a point of no return, heroic police officer Samuel Esposito reportedly talked a man down Tuesday from the edge of climaxing. “Sir, before you do something drastic that we all regret, I’m asking you put down your penis and step away from the…
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