• Riskable
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    54 months ago

    …or you could just slice off a thin piece of styrofoam and shove it into your mouth. Same taste and texture!

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      34 months ago

      We’re trying to get off oil and you expect us to shove petroleum products in our mouths. SMH.

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        24 months ago

        Hmmm… For a sustainable alternative press some very fine paper pulp into a cracker-like shape, let it dry, then shove it into your mouth.

        As an alternative you could just take a bite out of a cereal box, making sure that the inside-the-box side of the cardboard is what hits your tongue first 👍