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@ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 4 months ago

Trump Announces U.S. Will Relocate Panama Canal To American Soil

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Trump Announces U.S. Will Relocate Panama Canal To American Soil

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@ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 4 months ago
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WASHINGTON—Claiming that the waterway will now be called the America Canal, President Donald Trump announced Thursday that the Panama Canal would be relocated to U.S. soil. “Our beautiful system of channels and locks is finally coming home, folks!” said Trump in a Truth Social post before signing an executive order directing American personnel to airlift […]
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    “Economists have never thought of this!”

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      They hate this simple trick.

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