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@suy@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish • 3 months ago

The government doesn't use SQL

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The government doesn't use SQL

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@suy@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish • 3 months ago
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See the post on BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/provisionalidea.bsky.social/post/3lhujtm2qkc2i

According to many comments, the US government DOES use SQL, and Musk is not understanding much what’s going on.

  • @4am@lemm.ee
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    129•3 months ago

    He’s mad because it isn’t blockchain

    • IndescribablySad@threads.net
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      65•3 months ago

      Goddammit, now you’re giving him ideas.

      • @7toed@midwest.social
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        39•3 months ago

        2027 Bingo Card: US adopts BTC as reserve currency, replaces USD, both crash.

        • @lemming@sh.itjust.works
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          22•3 months ago

          BTC? No way, that’s way too sane. It’s going to be DOGE.

          • @NotSteve_@lemmy.ca
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            13•3 months ago

            Nah it’ll be Trump Coin. Gotta own the grift from the top down

        • @Serinus@lemmy.world
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          It’s not impossible. There are a lot of crypto grifters who have been prepping to scam the American government.

        • @jonne@infosec.pub
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          2•3 months ago

          Pretty sure that was already something they announced that they’d do.

      • @RamenJunkie@midwest.social
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        8•3 months ago

        He already wants to replace everything in the US with Blockchain and Crypto scam shit doesn’t he?

        • @explodicle@sh.itjust.works
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          5•3 months ago

          Did you want to trust a central authority for your Social Security? It’ll get censored! /s

      • @4am@lemm.ee
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        I wouldn’t be giving him any ideas unless I founded a company and he bought his way in

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