@Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world • edit-23 months agoI've evaluated my net worth to be over $100,000,000,000 (based on the appreciation of my beanie baby collection) so laws don't apply to me anymore.message-square17fedilinkarrow-up1224arrow-down111
arrow-up1213arrow-down1message-squareI've evaluated my net worth to be over $100,000,000,000 (based on the appreciation of my beanie baby collection) so laws don't apply to me anymore.@Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world • edit-23 months agomessage-square17fedilink
minus-square@ililiililiililiilili@lemm.eelinkfedilink18•3 months agoYou need a loan? With that kinda collateral, I could set you up with some liquidity at a nice rate. When you’re rich, they let you do it.
minus-square@Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilink9•3 months agoYeah just cut me a loan for like $984,000,000 I’m good for it. Either way after you hand me the money I can’t fail. You on the other hand…
minus-square@wabafee@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink2•edit-23 months agoAt best we can only give you is 1,000,000,000. For such a uhnwi like you.
You need a loan? With that kinda collateral, I could set you up with some liquidity at a nice rate. When you’re rich, they let you do it.
Yeah just cut me a loan for like $984,000,000 I’m good for it. Either way after you hand me the money I can’t fail. You on the other hand…
At best we can only give you is 1,000,000,000. For such a uhnwi like you.