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The Picard Maneuver to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 3 months ago

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The Picard Maneuver to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 3 months ago
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  • KillingTimeItself
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    29•3 months ago

    i mean.

    The two look like boobs, and the three look like a penis, so… Case closed?

    • @RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world
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      13•3 months ago

      The two look like balls, and the three look like a head and boobs.

      • kamen
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        4•3 months ago

        - Ducks is heads because ducks have heads.

        - What kind of scary ass clowns came to your birthday?

      • @Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml
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        2•3 months ago

        I came here to pee but I’ll hold it in to spend some time in the head-in-some-boobs room.

      • KillingTimeItself
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        0•3 months ago

        yeah but then where penis?

    • @finitebanjo@lemmy.world
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      7•3 months ago

      It could be interpreted as number of major orifices a person has not including eurethra.

      • KillingTimeItself
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        11•3 months ago

        possibly, but that would be way too complicated for signage like this, it seems like this is actually just stall numbering inside of a gendered bathroom as per another post in the thread though.

        • @finitebanjo@lemmy.world
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          1•3 months ago

          No matter what the signs indicate it is already overcomplicated.

          • KillingTimeItself
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            2•3 months ago

            yeah, it’s definitely silly.

      • @Trainguyrom@reddthat.com
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        1•3 months ago

        Let’s see 2 nostrils…2 ears…mouth… oh shit

        • @finitebanjo@lemmy.world
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          1•3 months ago

          We have differing opinions of the word Major.

          • @dnick@sh.itjust.works
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            0•3 months ago

            Well the fact that you thought it necessary to qualify whether the urethra counted as ‘major’ kind of highlights how non-obvious that terminology is in this case.

    • @JargonWagon@lemmy.world
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      5•3 months ago

      That’s exactly how I interpret it.

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