dohpaz42 to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish • 3 months agoIf we give human names to dogs, do they give dog names to us humans?message-square37fedilinkarrow-up134arrow-down14
arrow-up130arrow-down1message-squareIf we give human names to dogs, do they give dog names to us humans?dohpaz42 to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish • 3 months agomessage-square37fedilink
minus-squarefmstratlinkfedilinkEnglish1•2 months agoName your devices after humans. Tommy needs larger memory. I think I’m going to reboot Denise. I dropped Dave today.
minus-squaredohpaz42OPlinkfedilinkEnglish2•2 months agoFuck Dave. Dave is a piece of shit. Put him in the drive shredder, melt him down, and launch his pathetic ass into orbit. ~Yes, I have an issue with a Dave in my life.~
Name your devices after humans.
Tommy needs larger memory.
I think I’m going to reboot Denise.
I dropped Dave today.
Fuck Dave. Dave is a piece of shit. Put him in the drive shredder, melt him down, and launch his pathetic ass into orbit.
~Yes, I have an issue with a Dave in my life.~
Lemmy is a small place. Dave is friggin moldy. 😉