We took a cruise for our honeymoon.

On that cruise we stopped in Cozumel.

In Cozumel there was this shady little zoo that had manatees that we fed lettuce.

Later there was a sea lion show, and he walked around after getting pets from the crowd.

I couldn’t believe how much that sea lion felt exactly like our German Shorthair Pointer. Like, same exact coat.

Anyway that’s the whole point of the story. Sea lions feel like shorthaired dogs.