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@RegularJoe@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 month ago

North Dakota mayor resigns after texting lunch-break masturbation video to city attorney

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North Dakota mayor resigns after texting lunch-break masturbation video to city attorney

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@RegularJoe@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 month ago
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The mayor of a North Dakota city promptly resigned after texting a city attorney a video of himself masturbating on his lunch break, which he claims was sent by accident.
  • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥
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    40•1 month ago

    lunch-break masturbation

    Oh of course! Sandwich, milkshake, masturbate. That’s lunch break, right?

    • @JayleneSlide@lemmy.world
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      15•1 month ago

      Wait, isn’t this how everyone does WFH lunch?

      • @marker2002@midwest.social
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        6•1 month ago

        I knew I was forgetting something… Need to find my blender.

        • @faultyproboscus@sh.itjust.works
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          2•1 month ago

          …For the milkshake, right?

    • @jagged_circle@feddit.nl
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      5•1 month ago

      Is this sarcasm? Its pretty normal.

      What’s not normal is recording a video of it and sending that video to a coworker. That’s the part that’s not ok

    • @MTK@lemmy.world
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      4•1 month ago

      Gotta put a nice topping on that shake!

      • ivanafterall ☑️
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        I’m not in favor of it/can’t speak from experience, but wouldn’t it work better on the sandwich?

        • @MTK@lemmy.world
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          2•1 month ago

          Depends on how much you care about stealth.

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