@RegularJoe@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 month agoNorth Dakota mayor resigns after texting lunch-break masturbation video to city attorneynypost.comexternal-linkmessage-square129fedilinkarrow-up1601arrow-down15
arrow-up1596arrow-down1external-linkNorth Dakota mayor resigns after texting lunch-break masturbation video to city attorneynypost.com@RegularJoe@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 month agomessage-square129fedilink
minus-square@yarr@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglish11•1 month agoCouldn’t happen to anyone that doesn’t masturbate on their lunch break.
minus-square@null_dot@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglish4•1 month agoShow me someone who hasn’t had a sneaky wank on their lunch break and I’ll show you a liar.
minus-square@Malfeasant@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglish3•1 month agoI can honestly say I have never masturbated on a lunch break.
Couldn’t happen to anyone that doesn’t masturbate on their lunch break.
I know! Could literally happen to anyone!
Show me someone who hasn’t had a sneaky wank on their lunch break and I’ll show you a liar.
I can honestly say I have never masturbated on a lunch break.
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