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@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 2 months ago

A Cybertruck Owner Says He’s Thrilled that Tesla Sold Him a Defective Truck. He adds, “I Can Now Return the Truck to Tesla at Full Price & Buy a Brand-New Cybertruck for $30,000 Less"

www.torquenews.com

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A Cybertruck Owner Says He’s Thrilled that Tesla Sold Him a Defective Truck. He adds, “I Can Now Return the Truck to Tesla at Full Price & Buy a Brand-New Cybertruck for $30,000 Less"

www.torquenews.com

@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 2 months ago
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A Cybertruck owner is celebrating the fact that Tesla sold him a defective truck. He can now avoid all the depreciation by returning the vehicle to Tesla at full price. However, he’ll be using the money to buy another Cybertruck for $30,000 less.
  • @foggy@lemmy.world
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    207•2 months ago

    Why not just take the money and get a non-nazi mobile?

    • @lectricleopard@lemmy.world
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      118•2 months ago

      This was a stupid purchase the first time. Learning Elon is a Nazi won’t make this person smarter.

    • @TheV2@programming.dev
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      43•2 months ago

      Recursion

      • rigatti
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        26•2 months ago

        Will the price eventually hit 0 or is it asymptotic?

        • @macaw_dean_settle@lemmy.world
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          10•2 months ago

          Eventually, Elon will pay people to take his “trucks.”

        • @Bloodyhog@lemmy.world
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          5•2 months ago

          No, as there will always be a lot of metal for scrap. What is the price of aluminium at your local scrapyard? That will give you an idea for the price floor.

          • @atzanteol@sh.itjust.works
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            2•2 months ago

            Those batteries are easily the most valuable part.

      • @A_norny_mousse@feddit.org
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        2 months ago

        Oh, I know this one! It’s like the Hans im Glück (Hans in Luck / Variants) tale: Hans starts with a cow and ends up with a rock, through a series of “advantageous” swaps.

      • @Klear@lemmy.world
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        But why not just take the money and get a non-nazi mobile?

    • @DavidGA@lemmy.world
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      Because they are a Nazi. It’s not rocket science.

      At least Nazi rockets were supposed to explode.

    • @Akasazh@feddit.nl
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      13•2 months ago

      Buying into the cult like it’s scientology

    • FuglyDuck
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      9•2 months ago

      Swasticar Wankpanzers are among the most effective and modern ways to advertise that you are both single and really fucking horny.

      It also advertises that one has a really tiny dick and is a total asswipe, which is the combined reason for the first part.

      • TheRealKuni
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        4•2 months ago

        Wankpanzer is good, but I prefer Deplorean.

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