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minus-square@kitnaht@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink111•2 months agoWe are IN the timeline where a monkey wrote Shakespeare. That monkey was Shakespeare.
minus-squarer00tylinkfedilink14•2 months agoNot really, an almost infinite number of non-shakespeare monkeys came before him and also didn’t happen to write the entire works of shakespeare.
minus-square@party_planet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink12•2 months agoit was actually a significantly lower amount of monkeys than infinity
minus-square@gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglish10•2 months agoI mean it was bound to happen at some point
minus-square@dalekcaan@lemm.eelinkfedilink22•2 months agoYeah, it’s weird how nobody talks about the trillions of trillions of plays Shakespeare wrote that are complete gibberish.
minus-square@SandmanXC@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink13•2 months agoDid you know a monkey can write Shakespeare’s work using this simple trick (millions of years of evolution)?
minus-square@Klear@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish6•2 months agoApes are monkeys. Fuck paraphyletic groups.
minus-square@Apocalypteroid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink5•2 months agoMonkeys and apes are monophyletic, you massive bastard. (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻)
minus-square@atomicbocks@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglish4•2 months agoWhat if you could math the monkeys?
minus-square@WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink3•2 months agoUnless you think it was a different monkey because someone without noble blood couldn’t possibly write good.
We are IN the timeline where a monkey wrote Shakespeare. That monkey was Shakespeare.
Weird, what a coincidence
Not really, an almost infinite number of non-shakespeare monkeys came before him and also didn’t happen to write the entire works of shakespeare.
it was actually a significantly lower amount of monkeys than infinity
I mean it was bound to happen at some point
Yeah, it’s weird how nobody talks about the trillions of trillions of plays Shakespeare wrote that are complete gibberish.
Hey! I liked Romeo and Djrurleltkitshsnmqlaapj
Did you know a monkey can write Shakespeare’s work using this simple trick (millions of years of evolution)?
Yeah but did he do it with a typewriter? Didn’t think so
Shakespeare was an ape
Apes are monkeys. Fuck paraphyletic groups.
Monkeys and apes are monophyletic, you massive bastard. (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻)
…yes? That’s what I said.
A great one at that
He wrote it in the wrong order tho
He was an ape
Mind. Blown.
What if you could math the monkeys?
Unless you think it was a different monkey because someone without noble blood couldn’t possibly write good.