• @aramova@infosec.pub
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          122 months ago

          Jesus Tapdancing Christ.

          Breaking News: ByteMe on Lemmy leaks that the world’s richest man is using hostages and slave labor to fly him around on his private jet.

          While previously assumed that the personnel are freely employed, it has been inferred that this is not the case.

          We can only be left to send our thoughts and prayers to those family members left behind.

          As to the identity of this brave whistleblower, we may never know.

          • @Nasan@sopuli.xyz
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            12 months ago

            For their family’s sake, hopefully the pilots were smart enough to include hazard pay in their contracts

      • @DrunkEngineer@lemmy.world
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        22 months ago

        “My friend is trying to convince me that any contractors working on the uncompleted Death Star were innocent victims when the space station was destroyed.”