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@RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 1 month ago

Trump Opens Up Nation’s Aquariums To Commercial Fishing

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Trump Opens Up Nation’s Aquariums To Commercial Fishing

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@RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 1 month ago
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WASHINGTON—Claiming that preservation efforts had impeded U.S. seafood production for far too long, President Donald Trump announced Wednesday that he had opened up the nation’s aquariums to commercial fishing. “Starting today, fishermen will finally be allowed to sail into America’s protected aquariums, drop a net in any marine exhibit they please, and begin trawling,” Trump […]
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    ROFL I ate The Onion for a second, they are scarily good at writing plausible satire!

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