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minus-squareBrave Little Hitachi WandlinkfedilinkEnglish21•17 days agoEating tacos that were alone in a room with the world’s likeliest rapists
minus-square@blindbunny@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglish12•17 days agoBut they wouldn’t fuck a taco. Would they?
minus-square@Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglish12•17 days agoI’m starting to understand why vampires prefer to feed on virgins.
minus-square@darkdemize@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilink3•16 days agoI’m just saying, if you were going to eat a sandwich taco, you would enjoy it more if you knew no one had fucked it.
minus-square@Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink4•17 days agoThey wouldn’t fuck a sofa, would they?
minus-square@pappabosley@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglish3•16 days agoCan only read this like “you wouldn’t steal car”
minus-squareBrave Little Hitachi WandlinkfedilinkEnglish3•17 days agoNone of them are half as interesting as that, but I am 100% confident that if two of them saw the other one roofie-ing a taco, they would instantly recognize the act and abide it.
minus-square@blindbunny@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglish2•17 days agoAnimals, roofied tacos aren’t even satisfying.
minus-square@TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglish2•16 days agoIf they played limp bizkid with the taco I would still take one for the team and eat it just so they could burn
Eating tacos that were alone in a room with the world’s likeliest rapists
But they wouldn’t fuck a taco. Would they?
Dude, not even sofas are safe.
I’m starting to understand why vampires prefer to feed on virgins.
I’m just saying, if you were going to eat a
sandwichtaco, you would enjoy it more if you knew no one had fucked it.They wouldn’t fuck a sofa, would they?
Can only read this like “you wouldn’t steal car”
None of them are half as interesting as that, but I am 100% confident that if two of them saw the other one roofie-ing a taco, they would instantly recognize the act and abide it.
Animals, roofied tacos aren’t even satisfying.
If they played limp bizkid with the taco I would still take one for the team and eat it just so they could burn
You have the heart of a hero