Be me.
I’ve started sitting down to pee because it’s cleaner.
Stand up after I’ve finished peeing.
Pull up pants.
Turn around to flush.
There is poop in the toilet.
I forgot that this time I had sat down to poop.
Be me.
I’ve started sitting down to pee because it’s cleaner.
Stand up after I’ve finished peeing.
Pull up pants.
Turn around to flush.
There is poop in the toilet.
I forgot that this time I had sat down to poop.
The downside of sitting down is having to stretch to get your balls under those noisy damned dryers after… I need to get a little life preserver for the guys so they don’t get hypothermia while I’m busy.