@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 1 month agoIf you're a broke vampire, just say thatlemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square66fedilinkarrow-up11.19Karrow-down14
arrow-up11.18Karrow-down1imageIf you're a broke vampire, just say thatlemmy.dbzer0.com@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 1 month agomessage-square66fedilink
minus-square@vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilink3•1 month agoI’m just imagining an ancient as shit vampire from Gobekli Tepe bitching about some long forgotten warlord who destroyed his horse meat business, and that he would’ve beaten Indo-Europeans to the taming of the horse of that hadn’t happened.
minus-square@Initiateofthevoid@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglish2•1 month agoFantastic! Who knows, maybe the guy Ea-Nasir pissed off was a vampire.
I’m just imagining an ancient as shit vampire from Gobekli Tepe bitching about some long forgotten warlord who destroyed his horse meat business, and that he would’ve beaten Indo-Europeans to the taming of the horse of that hadn’t happened.
Fantastic! Who knows, maybe the guy Ea-Nasir pissed off was a vampire.