@jeffw@lemmy.worldM to News@lemmy.world • 1 month agoTennessee passes law allowing doctors to deny care if it violates their moralswww.lgbtqnation.commessage-square80fedilinkarrow-up1438arrow-down14
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minus-squareCyborganismlinkfedilink42•1 month ago"I need to take your température. Here, put this in your mouth. " * lights fuse * * runs out of the office *
minus-squareMedicsOfAnarchylinkfedilink25•1 month agoOr: “Here, put this in your mouth” “Whyszit tafte so fummy?” " It’s a rectal thermometer"
minus-square@jordanlund@lemmy.worldMlinkfedilink17•1 month agoThis goes in your mouth, this goes in your ear, this goes in your butt… No, wait… THIS goes in your mouth…
"I need to take your température. Here, put this in your mouth. "
* lights fuse *
* runs out of the office *
Or:
“Here, put this in your mouth”
“Whyszit tafte so fummy?”
" It’s a rectal thermometer"
This goes in your mouth, this goes in your ear, this goes in your butt… No, wait… THIS goes in your mouth…
and the last one goes in your urethra
You mean…out the toilet?
I was hoping it would be penis :(
Me every day 😩