• @Valmond@lemmy.world
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      14 days ago

      He’s got a point you know. Correctly done eggs are good, badly done tastes like the image in the post.

      • @JasonDJ@lemmy.zip
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        Generally speaking, if I’m gonna scramble eggs, I may as well make an omelette. Or a frittata.

    • Rob T Firefly
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      414 days ago

      When you eat a boiled egg you’re still mixing the white and yellow parts inside your mouth.

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    • @prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Egg sandwich every time. Crack the eggs right over the (already hot and buttered) pan and drop them in. Break up the yolk a bit (but don’t scramble it too much) and mix it around. Try to keep it the size of a sandwich patty or whatever. Flip it once, put a slice or two of cheese on it, a small bead of water next to it, and cover it with an upside-down bowl for a couple of mins.

      Remove from pan, put onto a toasted everything bagel (or kaiser bun). Add your bacon (or pork roll… If you know, you know), some hot sauce… Goddammit now I’m hungry.