The Giant Korean to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish • edit-24 days agoWhat crazy pickup line worked on you? (or for you?) message-square59fedilinkarrow-up192arrow-down12file-text
arrow-up190arrow-down1message-squareWhat crazy pickup line worked on you? (or for you?) The Giant Korean to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish • edit-24 days agomessage-square59fedilinkfile-text
minus-square@bacon_pdp@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink30•4 days agoHim: I can make you orgasm without touching you. Me: bullshit, prove it Then he proceeded to prove it and I had the best orgasm of my life; only to discover that was the worst orgasm that I would ever have with him…
minus-square🇦🇺𝕄𝕦𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕕𝕔𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕕𝕚𝕝𝕖linkfedilinkEnglish41•4 days agoThe fuck did he do to make that happen. The fucking force.
minus-square🇦🇺𝕄𝕦𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕕𝕔𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕕𝕚𝕝𝕖linkfedilinkEnglish11•4 days agoWhere do I learn this technique. Who holds the sacred knowledge.
minus-square@whaleross@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink4•3 days agoBring me a pair of crocks and the milk of a lemur.
minus-square@bacon_pdp@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink5•4 days agoNo Jedi tricks as far as I am aware but damn did he figure me out fast.
minus-square@cows_are_underrated@feddit.orglinkfedilink2•2 days agoJoy over IP? How is that supposed to work?
minus-square/home/pineappleloverlinkfedilink2•edit-23 days agoYou can’t just leave us hanging like that. Tell us the secret
Him: I can make you orgasm without touching you.
Me: bullshit, prove it
Then he proceeded to prove it and I had the best orgasm of my life; only to discover that was the worst orgasm that I would ever have with him…
The fuck did he do to make that happen. The fucking force.
Right? I have questions.
Where do I learn this technique. Who holds the sacred knowledge.
Bring me a pair of crocks and the milk of a lemur.
Learn to sense yourself to better sense others.
No Jedi tricks as far as I am aware but damn did he figure me out fast.
My guess is JOI…
Joy over IP? How is that supposed to work?
Search JOI on pornhub
Bait?
You can’t just leave us hanging like that. Tell us the secret