The Giant Korean to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish • edit-24 days agoWhat crazy pickup line worked on you? (or for you?) message-square59fedilinkarrow-up193arrow-down12file-text
arrow-up191arrow-down1message-squareWhat crazy pickup line worked on you? (or for you?) The Giant Korean to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish • edit-24 days agomessage-square59fedilinkfile-text
minus-square@jordanlund@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink47•4 days agoHer: “I’m, like the Queen of Analogies!” Me: “Really? What’s that like?” Her: “. . . Fuck you! Nobody ever asked me that before!” Married 14 years now…
minus-squareNoSpotOfGroundlinkfedilink19•4 days agoThat’s the longest time I’ve ever heard someone take to build up a comeback. Be on your guard!
Her: “I’m, like the Queen of Analogies!”
Me: “Really? What’s that like?”
Her: “. . . Fuck you! Nobody ever asked me that before!”
Married 14 years now…
That’s the longest time I’ve ever heard someone take to build up a comeback. Be on your guard!
What was supposed to be the punchline?
To this day I still do not know!