@ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to People Twitter@sh.itjust.worksEnglish • 7 days agoThe Lord works in mysterious ways?slrpnk.netimagemessage-square195fedilinkarrow-up11.02Karrow-down115file-text
arrow-up11.01Karrow-down1imageThe Lord works in mysterious ways?slrpnk.net@ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to People Twitter@sh.itjust.worksEnglish • 7 days agomessage-square195fedilinkfile-text
minus-square@known_unknown@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink8•7 days agoThis is like the tee-up to an infomercial targeted at Jesus
minus-square@PolarKraken@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilink3•7 days agoBilly Mays did pass into the Great Beyond, after all…that guy could sell some As Seen on TV omnipotence to a whole pantheon of deities, I’m sure of it.
minus-squareBrave Little Hitachi WandlinkfedilinkEnglish12•7 days agoCue black and white clips of Yahweh failing at basic tasks
minus-square@Kellenved@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglish7•7 days agoStellar body interactions got you down? Can’t even solve the most basic three-body problem? Feeling like the laughingstock of your divine peers?
This is like the tee-up to an infomercial targeted at Jesus
Billy Mays did pass into the Great Beyond, after all…that guy could sell some As Seen on TV omnipotence to a whole pantheon of deities, I’m sure of it.
Cue black and white clips of Yahweh failing at basic tasks
Stellar body interactions got you down? Can’t even solve the most basic three-body problem? Feeling like the laughingstock of your divine peers?