@ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to People Twitter@sh.itjust.worksEnglish • 7 days agoThe Lord works in mysterious ways?slrpnk.netimagemessage-square195fedilinkarrow-up11.02Karrow-down115file-text
arrow-up11.01Karrow-down1imageThe Lord works in mysterious ways?slrpnk.net@ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to People Twitter@sh.itjust.worksEnglish • 7 days agomessage-square195fedilinkfile-text
minus-square@UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglish11•edit-27 days agoGod has 6 dicks so he can fuck us over our entire life.
minus-square@Waffle@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglish15•7 days agoOne for each day of the week and rest on Sundays.
minus-square@edgemaster72@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish10•7 days agoMondick, Tuesdick, Wednesdick, Thursdick, Fridick, Saturdick
minus-square@LavaPlanet@lemm.eelinkfedilink3•7 days agoI’m so sad he rests on Sundays, cos sundick has such a great ring to it.
minus-squareivanafterall ☑️linkfedilinkEnglish6•7 days agoThere are standard threesomes and then there’s a straight-up holy trinity.
God has 6 dicks so he can fuck us over our entire life.
One for each day of the week and rest on Sundays.
Mondick, Tuesdick, Wednesdick, Thursdick, Fridick, Saturdick
I’m so sad he rests on Sundays, cos sundick has such a great ring to it.
That’s when Jesus fucks us.
There are standard threesomes and then there’s a straight-up holy trinity.