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@cm0002@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev • 13 days ago

Software Terminology

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@cm0002@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev • 13 days ago
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    36•13 days ago

    On the flipside, “Bot” is the backend for almost everything that I’ve dealt with recently.

    “We need the data moved from X to Y, can someone make a bot for that?”

    Internal suffering

    “… Yes. We can setup an API between X and Y.”

    “Great! We also want a bot to generate daily reports from Y”

    Suffering intensifies

    “… Ok.”

    I don’t even try to fight it anymore.

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      Um excuse me the preferred term is “AI agent” if you want outside investment

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      6•12 days ago

      I had a (non-technical) manager come to me one day and say he wanted us to start using this hot new technology he had just read about called an API. This was in 2010. He showed me the article, which somehow never even attempted to explain what an API actually was. I just laughed and said I would make it an action item.

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        APIs have been around since like the 90s, right?

        • @ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world
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          2•12 days ago

          The term dates to 1974 (1968 if you accept “Application Program Interface”). The concept is decades older than that. My boss was just a fucking moron.

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      6•13 days ago

      In similar cases I’ve passive-aggressively intentionally misunderstood and/or acted confused. E.g. “Yes, we can set ut up an API between X and Y, but what exactly do you want the bot to do?” Then let them elaborate until it’s clear they’re not asking for a bot.

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      You folks still say bot? I my company, we say AI.

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      Wait until they call it an agent

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