Everybody privately shit-talks everybody. The phone always listens to it and records it. A viral hack that turns all this shit-talking into texts. Everybody in the world suddenly gets a thousand shit-talking texts from their family, friends and associates. Society dissolves.
I hope you’ll enjoy the multiple additional retorts you’ll be getting, then.
People wont read this far just to find a reason not to tell someone off.
Call me a completist
No surprise everyone talks shit about you.