• @EmptySlime@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    414 days ago

    I still kinda want it to be the “pee tape” everyone was speculating about last time around. Because that’s the funniest possible piece of kompromat I can think of that Putin could have on ole Donnie Boy. Realistically though considering his longstanding friendship with Epstein…

    • @drhodl@lemmy.world
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      164 days ago

      I doubt that Hitlerpig would even be embarrassed by a pee tape. He’d probably be proud of it. If Putain has anything on Hitlerpig that Hitlerpig is legitimately embarrassed or afraid of, then it must be legitimately bad/evil. My money is on kids being involved…

      • @futatorius@lemm.ee
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        42 days ago

        He’d want to hide anything that shows him in a subordinate role, so there might be video of him bottoming in some particularly humiliating way. He’d also want to hide anything involving rape of minors. He’s depraved enough to have done either or both.

      • SkaveRat
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        14 days ago

        “handing out food to poor children”, would be my bet. He would be extremely embarrassed about that

    • @RainaLillius@lemm.ee
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      134 days ago

      I’m not sure why you assume it’s one or the other. My money is on both. Probably has a whole library to choose from…

      • @EmptySlime@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        13 days ago

        Less assuming it is one or the other than guessing which one seems more likely of the two. Probably I’m hoping that it’s just the pee tape because it’s the most funny option I’ve seen laid out. That all of this stems from an act that in and of itself registers at “okay, that’s kind of weird” but isn’t like omg your life is over y’know?

    • @dickalan@lemmy.world
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      12 days ago

      That sounds like some deliberately, misleading propaganda dropped by Trump side to gaslight people and convince them any further Tape would be a fake one if it wasn’t that specific pee tape

    • @dhork@lemmy.world
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      74 days ago

      I’ve always figured the pee tape doesn’t really exist. But that doesn’t stop the Russians from spreading rumors about it, anyway. It’s another way to get into Trump’s head. It stokes his paranoia even further.

      • @barneypiccolo@lemm.ee
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        164 days ago

        I thought the pee tape didn’t exist either, but then a Russian Call Girl was able to place Manafort on Russian Oligarch Derapaska’s yacht, because she was there, and then she claimed to be the person that brokered the underage prostitutes in the Pee Video. Her story about Manafort on the yacht turned out to be true, and Manafort was convicted, so she seems to have some credibility.

        For those who don’t know what the Pee Pee Tape really is, supposedly HitlerPig was gifted a couple of underage prostitutes, and he wanted them to pee on the bed that the Obamas slept in when they visited Moscow as president.

        Apparently they didn’t pee on him, so it isn’t that sort of kompromat. It’s more him directing the scene, and taking great pleasure in them peeing on a bed that Obama happened to sleep in once. Weird.

      • @jaybone@lemmy.zip
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        64 days ago

        He’s done a lot worse than peepee tapes and his cult still follows him, and no judge will sentence him. This is why I don’t think the pee tapes exist.