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@bees@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 5 days ago

I am not a builder… but that does not seem right

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I am not a builder… but that does not seem right

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@bees@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 5 days ago
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  • @vrek@programming.dev
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    206•5 days ago

    To verify your stud detector works you must point it to your self, make a beeping sound, turn to your significant other and tell them “I’m a stud”

    • @podperson@lemm.ee
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      Standard dad calibration technique.

      • @WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works
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        9•5 days ago

        I do that on my husband. He’s never too amused.

    • @wise_pancake@lemmy.ca
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      18•5 days ago

      I don’t have the willpower to not make this joke to my wife.

    • @peoplebeproblems@midwest.social
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      16•5 days ago

      I do miss doing that to my ex-wife. There were those small things that I can’t enjoy being single. Well. For now.

      • @AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca
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        Just think of all the things you can do without ever consulting someone else. Single has its perks!

        • @peoplebeproblems@midwest.social
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          4•4 days ago

          It’s actually not bad. I have motivation to work out for me and not anyone else, I can spend money on things she called silly, I don’t even have to cook without flavor.

          • @AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca
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            3•4 days ago

            See? That’s the spirit! I’m glad you seem to be finding your groove without too much suffering.

    • @Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      12•5 days ago

      I bought one, put up to my dads back, let it beep, and said to him “i think its defective” 🤪

      • @Frostbeard@lemmy.world
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        Dad v2.0

    • @jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works
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      9•5 days ago

      I taught my toddler to scan her mom (my wife) and say “look, I found a stud!”

      • @Willy@sh.itjust.works
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        6•5 days ago

        I always thought of a stud as a male horse whose main job is supplying baby horse juice. I’m guessing that’s not what you mean?

        • @jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works
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          2•5 days ago

          Well that definitely makes it less …uh… cute.

    • @Hupf@feddit.org
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      https://xkcd.com/952/

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