@bees@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 1 month agoI am not a builder… but that does not seem rightsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square115fedilinkarrow-up1716arrow-down16
arrow-up1710arrow-down1imageI am not a builder… but that does not seem rightsh.itjust.works@bees@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 1 month agomessage-square115fedilink
minus-square@vrek@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglish206•1 month agoTo verify your stud detector works you must point it to your self, make a beeping sound, turn to your significant other and tell them “I’m a stud”
minus-square@WoodScientist@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglish9•1 month agoI do that on my husband. He’s never too amused.
minus-square@wise_pancake@lemmy.calinkfedilink18•1 month agoI don’t have the willpower to not make this joke to my wife.
minus-square@peoplebeproblems@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglish16•1 month agoI do miss doing that to my ex-wife. There were those small things that I can’t enjoy being single. Well. For now.
minus-square@AFallingAnvil@lemmy.calinkfedilink3•1 month agoJust think of all the things you can do without ever consulting someone else. Single has its perks!
minus-square@peoplebeproblems@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglish4•1 month agoIt’s actually not bad. I have motivation to work out for me and not anyone else, I can spend money on things she called silly, I don’t even have to cook without flavor.
minus-square@AFallingAnvil@lemmy.calinkfedilink3•1 month agoSee? That’s the spirit! I’m glad you seem to be finding your groove without too much suffering.
minus-square@Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglish11•1 month agoI bought one, put up to my dads back, let it beep, and said to him “i think its defective” 🤪
minus-square@jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilink9•1 month agoI taught my toddler to scan her mom (my wife) and say “look, I found a stud!”
minus-square@Willy@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglish6•1 month agoI always thought of a stud as a male horse whose main job is supplying baby horse juice. I’m guessing that’s not what you mean?
minus-square@jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilink2•1 month agoWell that definitely makes it less …uh… cute.
To verify your stud detector works you must point it to your self, make a beeping sound, turn to your significant other and tell them “I’m a stud”
Standard dad calibration technique.
I do that on my husband. He’s never too amused.
I don’t have the willpower to not make this joke to my wife.
I do miss doing that to my ex-wife. There were those small things that I can’t enjoy being single. Well. For now.
Just think of all the things you can do without ever consulting someone else. Single has its perks!
It’s actually not bad. I have motivation to work out for me and not anyone else, I can spend money on things she called silly, I don’t even have to cook without flavor.
See? That’s the spirit! I’m glad you seem to be finding your groove without too much suffering.
I bought one, put up to my dads back, let it beep, and said to him “i think its defective” 🤪
Dad v2.0
I taught my toddler to scan her mom (my wife) and say “look, I found a stud!”
I always thought of a stud as a male horse whose main job is supplying baby horse juice. I’m guessing that’s not what you mean?
Well that definitely makes it less …uh… cute.
https://xkcd.com/952/