![[Non-News] An official US Government account posted this](https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/393a5b14-601e-40e9-bccb-b879214eb955.webp){kind=link}
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/32380509
An official US Government account posted this
https://edition.cnn.com/2025/07/01/us/what-is-alligator-alcatraz-florida
I’d pay money to watch an ICE agent try to put a hat on an alligator
What? That’s crazy talk! How could you watch that…without popcorn???
POPCORN! GET’CHER POPCORN HERE! CAN’T WATCH A FASCIST MEET HIS END WITHOUT DELICIOUS BUTTERY SALTY POPCORN!
They did say they’d pay so presumably there’d be some production value to the affair. I’m seeing a Roman theme, along the lines of “Christians to the lions”.
Photo made with AI, and that’s not Alligator Intelligence.
Still. Both Lupo and I would pay money to see them try and put a hat on a gator.