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@EuroNutellaMan@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago

I get it now

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I get it now

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@EuroNutellaMan@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago
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  • @Wumbologist@lemmy.world
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    32•2 years ago

    Yeah, this is the part I can’t get past. WTF is Edward doing creeping around underage girls all the time?

    • @Veltoss@lemmy.world
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      38•2 years ago

      I always assumed vampires are sort of stuck their age mentally as well, for the most part. They can get more wisdom and knowledge but emotionally and sexually they’re whatever age they got turned in. So a 200 year old vampire that got turned at 17 is basically a 17 year old in that way.

      • DudeBoy
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        54•2 years ago

        Sounds like something a vampire pedo would say.

        • @Fosheze@lemmy.world
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          14•2 years ago

          Hey now! That’s actually hebophilia. Thank you very much.

          /s

      • Chariotwheel
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        13•2 years ago

        So where does that leave 2000 year old vampire lolis?

        • SwiggitySwole
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          21•2 years ago

          Dead because in twilight the Volturi kill child vampires.

          • Chariotwheel
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            9•2 years ago

            I suppose that’s why Twilight never had an anime adaptation.

        • @devfuuu@lemmy.world
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          1•2 years ago

          The ones.

      • @Wumbologist@lemmy.world
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        2•2 years ago

        That’s a pretty good theory. It still skeeves me out though

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