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Flying Squid to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 2 years ago

The most dangerous kind of canoes...

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The most dangerous kind of canoes...

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Flying Squid to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 2 years ago
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  • @Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    50•2 years ago

    Hmmm, which one? I’m going to paddle around in my kāy-nō?, or The lava from that vol-ka-ˈnew might cover the village!

    • therandoe
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      21•2 years ago

      I think there’s a joke about vul-canoes and vulverines in here somewhere that result in canoes with claws. I just can’t quite find it.

      • @YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world
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        26•2 years ago

        “vulverines” sounds more like genitals with claws.

        • @retrolasered@lemmy.zip
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          7•2 years ago

          Or clawing genitals

        • @jaybone@lemmy.world
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          7•2 years ago

          And from vulvarines, we can get to vulvamarine, where there has to be some kind of cunnilingus joke.

      • @photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        2 years ago

        Give it a few hours, someone’s bound to come up with it.

    • @boblin@infosec.pub
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      7•2 years ago

      Why not both?

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