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Flying Squid to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 2 years ago

The most dangerous kind of canoes...

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The most dangerous kind of canoes...

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Flying Squid to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 2 years ago
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  • @jballs@sh.itjust.works
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    17•2 years ago

    Where do douche-canoes fit in on the danger spectrum?

    • @HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world
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      4•2 years ago

      Well that’s French for shower canoes

      And everyone knows not to mess with the French, lest they hit you with their baguettes

      Ergo super dangerous

      QED

      • @HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world
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        5•2 years ago

        I’m drunk btw

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