@vamp07@lemm.ee to News@lemmy.worldEnglish • 2 years agoMike Johnson Admits He and His Son Monitor Each Other's Porn Intake in Resurfaced Videowww.rollingstone.comexternal-linkmessage-square190fedilinkarrow-up1684arrow-down141file-textcross-posted to: nottheonion@lemmy.worldpolitics@lemmy.world
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minus-squareFartsWithAnAccentlinkfedilinkEnglish10•2 years agoI rip farts far too indiscriminately for that to be a secret, but I understand the sentiment.
minus-square@Streetdog@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilink8•2 years agoI’m fine with it as long as there’s no sediment.
minus-square@Rusticus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish7•edit-22 years agoI read this as your farts are sentient.
minus-square@SuckMyWang@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink2•edit-22 years agoTalking to them does not make them sentient. Good try though
minus-square@mateomaui@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkEnglish4•2 years agoThey have an accent, so it’s possible.
I rip farts far too indiscriminately for that to be a secret, but I understand the sentiment.
I’m fine with it as long as there’s no sediment.
Me too buddy. Me too.
I read this as your farts are sentient.
I cannot confirm that they are not.
Talking to them does not make them sentient. Good try though
They talk back though
They have an accent, so it’s possible.
Oui.
I know. I have the records.
Ayyyylmao