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@abobla@lemm.ee to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 2 years ago

Mike Johnson Admits He and His Son Monitor Each Other's Porn Intake in Resurfaced Video

www.rollingstone.com

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Mike Johnson Admits He and His Son Monitor Each Other's Porn Intake in Resurfaced Video

www.rollingstone.com

@abobla@lemm.ee to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 2 years ago
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Speaker of the House Mike Johnson admitted that he and his son monitored each other’s porn intake in a resurfaced clip from 2022.
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    Is porn intake measured in sieverts or mW/cm² or what?

    What level is considered safe?

    Asking for a friend.

    • @pete_the_cat@lemmy.world
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      17•2 years ago

      Npps aka Naked People Per Second

      • @ironhydroxide@partizle.com
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        6•2 years ago

        Not to be confused with NiPS. (Nipples per second) Which indicates how many definitely female nipples are in view per second. This is a better metric as many scenes are shown with partial clothing and therefore don’t get counted in the NPPS metric correctly.

        • @xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works
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          1•2 years ago

          Ahem, they are called “female presenting nipples”

    • runeko
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      15•2 years ago

      Pretty sure it’s millipervs.

      • TomAwsm
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        7•2 years ago

        With this guy, it’s more like megapervs.

    • @MudSkipperKisser@lemmy.world
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      6•2 years ago

      The equivalent of 3 McDonald’s cheeseburgers consumed in their playground ball pit per week

    • @quinkin@lemmy.world
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      5•2 years ago

      I think the SI unit is faps but the Americans still use yanks.

    • @WUPHF@lemmy.ca
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      4•2 years ago

      millisiemens

    • @Damaskox@lemmy.world
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      4•2 years ago

      I come to think about ajph (arousal jumps per hour) 🤔

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