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@SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 5 months ago

Santa’s sleigh vaporized by heavy anti-aircraft fire over New Jersey

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Santa’s sleigh vaporized by heavy anti-aircraft fire over New Jersey

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@SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 5 months ago
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Santa’s sleigh has been lost to integrated air defense fire
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    29•5 months ago

    The real reason that NORAD tracks Santa is so we don’t accidentally shoot him down.

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    11•5 months ago

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    South Parks: Red Sleigh Down

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    4•5 months ago

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TWA_Flight_800#Missile_or_bomb_detonation

    • @DrownedRats@lemmy.world
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      7•5 months ago

      “Further examination of the airplane structure, seats, and other interior components found no damage typically associated with a high-energy explosion of a bomb or missile warhead”

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        Yep. Nothing to see here.

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    If only.

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    Oh but a drone…

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