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MacN'Cheezus to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish • 4 months ago

Innovation that matters

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Innovation that matters

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MacN'Cheezus to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish • 4 months ago
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  • @ComradeMiao@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    135•4 months ago

    This dude made it a website lol https://github.com/0x00er/pISSstream

    At 10%

    • MacN'CheezusOP
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      160•4 months ago

      This project exists because:

      • I was bored.
      • I love ISSMimic.
      • Pee jokes are timeless.
      • Space is cool.
      • Imagine a situation where all communication has broken down, and the only working sensor is the one in the piss-tank, and the astronauts have to communicate in morse by modulating the delta in the tank. And some guy with ADHD, lurcking on this site, is going to figure out whats going on what is going on, and save them all.
      • You could potentially send a notification every time a crew member takes a whizz

      One of us, one of us.

      • Björn Tantau
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        57•4 months ago

        This is

        🙂

        😎

        golden.

      • @ComradeMiao@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        10•4 months ago

        Wait so is this real? haha This is funny

        • MacN'CheezusOP
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          4 months ago

          Of course it is. Why would I lie on the Internet?

    • @brbposting@sh.itjust.works
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      28•4 months ago

      📈📈📈

      • @Lawnman23@lemmy.world
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        9•4 months ago

    • @bobs_monkey@lemm.ee
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      13•4 months ago

      Now 22%!

      • @Emerald@lemmy.world
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        13•4 months ago

        27%!

        • @ILikeTraaaains@lemmy.world
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          10•4 months ago

          36%

          • @lud@lemm.ee
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            9•4 months ago

            43%

            • @hefty4871@lemmy.ca
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              5•4 months ago

              44%

              • @steal_your_face@lemmy.ml
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                3•4 months ago

                Back down to 29%. Someone graph this I wanna know you often they empty it. Guessing once a day.

      • @chad@sh.itjust.works
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        2•4 months ago

        Or you could just check this thread and scroll down to the latest!

    • @Rooty@lemmy.world
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      8•4 months ago

      Do you get a push notification every time it empties?

      • @mynameisigglepiggle@lemmy.world
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        5•4 months ago

        That’s the poo tank

    • @x4740N@lemm.ee
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      7•4 months ago

      Currently 44% as of 12:52PM AEST

      • @Obi@sopuli.xyz
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        8•4 months ago

        62% 4h later, guess they’re keeping hydrated up there.

      • @ComradeMiao@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        3•4 months ago

        thank you

    • @brbposting@sh.itjust.works
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      4•4 months ago

      Thanks, more appropriate than the app -

      Glad I checked it out but no strong desire to check again 👨‍🚀🤫

    • @steal_your_face@lemmy.ml
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      4 months ago

      Link that worked for me on mobile: https://0x00er.github.io/pISSstream/

  • Boomer Humor Doomergod
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    53•4 months ago

    This is the greatest Mac OS addition since the The Grouch

    • @Sotuanduso@lemm.ee
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      34•4 months ago

      Warning: small children will dump anything in sight into the trash and empty it just to see and hear Oscar, and file or data loss and system damage can result.

      • @TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works
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        9•4 months ago

        7yrs after deleting every single photo of their parents wedding just to see cookie monster eat the little pixels:

    • @brbposting@sh.itjust.works
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      18•4 months ago

  • @nimpnin@sopuli.xyz
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    40•4 months ago

    Lemmy Pisspost

    • nifty
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      14•4 months ago

      !pissposting@lemmy.world

  • @ComradeMiao@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    23•4 months ago

    Link https://github.com/Jaennaet/pISSStream

    • MacN'CheezusOP
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      16•4 months ago

      Of course it’s real, why would anyone lie on the Internet?

    • @TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works
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      5•4 months ago

      this link worked for me, https://0x00er.github.io/pISSstream/
      im on mobile so that probably has something to do with it

  • @harsh3466@lemmy.ml
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    12•4 months ago

    You are doing god’s work.

    • MacN'CheezusOP
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      17•4 months ago

      It’s not me, but whoever made that repository who deserves praise.

      • @harsh3466@lemmy.ml
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        6•4 months ago

        They sure do!!

  • @grandma@sh.itjust.works
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    11•4 months ago

    Why do they store the piss rather than ejecting it into space?

    • @wizzor@sopuli.xyz
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      18•4 months ago

      Recycled water.

      Also: piss projectiles traveling at 8 km/s.

    • @Honytawk@lemmy.zip
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      15•4 months ago

      Because it is a resource that can be reused.

    • MacN'CheezusOP
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      5•4 months ago

      What if that piss bubble ends up hitting some electrical equipment?

      Also, imagine the smell.

      • @prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works
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        5•4 months ago

  • @IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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  • @Emerald@lemmy.world
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    8•4 months ago

    Now we need to make a Magisk module that replaces the phone battery percentage with the piss tank percentage instead. Much more useful.

  • @Nutteman@lemmy.world
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    6•4 months ago

    It’s upsetting to me that I don’t know the poop levels at all times, too. And what of the cum reservoir??

  • @Hupf@feddit.org
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    3•4 months ago

    Maybe they should install a piSSShole module up there.

  • nifty
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    1•4 months ago

    deleted by creator

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